For the first time in years, I actually need a Halloween costume. My friends and I are attending the Rally to Restore Sanity down in DC, which also happens to be Halloween weekend. Since we’ve got a free futon to crash on, we are staying the night to enjoy the holiday festivities. I mean, Halloween in DC has got to be an experience, right?
One of those temporary Halloween costume stores opened in the abandoned Office Max near my house, so last Saturday I went hunting for a costume. I left the store thoroughly discouraged and frustrated. As a female, my only options consisted of little fabric and the word “sexy” in the name; Sexy Nurse, Sexy Eskimo, Sexy Pirate, Sexy Skeleton… How did Halloween become an excuse for girls to parade around in public in their underwear?
I was driving home when it finally hit me: Glee. Current, campy, easily sourced… brilliant!
Naturally at first I wanted to be Sue Sylvester.
I would be so comfortable and warm in a track suit and sneakers. The snide remarks I will inevitably make as I get more and more intoxicated would be part of my character. Problem is, I have long blond hair. Sue has short pixie hair. I do not look good with short pixie hair. I could wear a wig, but the thought makes my scalp itchy.
On to plan B: The Cheerios. Although I can’t pull off Sue, I can certainly be one of her minions.
I didn’t realize how easy it would be to find a cheerleader uniform. Did you know they sell them on Amazon.com? It took a bit of searching, but I came across just the right one at GTM Sportswear.
Custom ordering the WMHS put on the shell would have taken six weeks for delivery. Since I’m a pretty crafty gal, I am confident this is something I could handle myself.
And I know what you’re thinking: The skirt I bought is a line, but the Cheerios wear pleats. Au contraire mon frere! The Cheerios have several types of uniforms! Look at the picture of Quinn I found wearing an a line similar to my costume.
I’ve been tracking Fedex all week and my uniform is finally scheduled to deliver tomorrow. When I finish putting on the letters, I’ll post a picture. I haven’t been this excited about Halloween since I was ten and went to my first boy/girl party!